How To Cure Your Hangover

I heartily endorse the following advice: “This morning you are feeling kind of low. Your head hurts and your thoughts are fuzzy. Your nostrils are filled with the scent of burnt fire powder and charcoal. Your stomach is staging a rebellion. It tastes like a cat slept in your mouth and died there. You regret things you don’t quite remember. In short, you are hungover. Fortunately, I know exactly what you need to do.”