First Wisconsin Recall Primary Goes Horribly Wrong for Republicans
In yesterday’s recall primary election in Wisconsin, the fake Democratic candidates who are actually Republicans lost by huge margins.
But wait, it’s not over yet! It’s actually not even started. The first full recall election isn’t even until next week! Yes, we get to do this again next week even! And it’ll be fun:
District 12 GOP Primary: Kim Simac vs. Robert Lussow to face Democrat Senator Jim Holperin
Trivia: Kim Simac, the “family values” candidate and founder of Northwoods Patriots (“Standing up for FAITH, Family and Country”) explains the fact that she swapped spouses with her ex as “one of those quirky American stories.”
District 22 GOP Primary: Jonathan Steitz vs. Fred Ekornaas to face Democrat Senator Bob Wirch
Trivia: Attorney Jonathan Steitz has railed against the influence of out-of-state money in Wisconsin and said he’s the candidate to “attract business to stay here.” Steitz works just across the border in a Chicago law firm.