The End of English Society

The Ascot Gold Cup — the schmancy horserace in Berkshire, founded by Queen Anne, part of the summer season at the Ascot Racecourse — has long been on the circuit of fancy white inbred people in Knifecrime Island. And now? It is beset by louts and chavs! These must-see photographs of the disaster have the world’s best captions: “Lowering the tone: A man wielding a £98 bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne gets involved as the fight breaks out between racegoers.” This makes the Stanley Cup Vancouver riots this week look like a kiddy tea time!