Soon Cigarettes Will Make You Gag Before You Open The Pack

Remember those nasty cigarette warnings we talked about back in November? Well, the FDA has reached a final decision on what images will soon be gracing our packs of smokes. Your winners are: blowhole guy, child at risk, diseased lung, sick-making teeth and lips, oxygen-needer, baby in ventilator, cadaver, victimized non-smoker and goateed man with excessive pride about being a quitter. But really, they’re all winners. Expect to see the images starting in September of 2012, a point in time during which certain ex-smokers will be sorely tempted to resume the habit.