Early Drafts Of The First Part Of The Line "I've Had Sex Four Times This Week I'll Explain/Having A...

Early Drafts Of The First Part Of The Line “I’ve Had Sex Four Times This Week I’ll Explain/Having A Hard Time Adjusting To Fame…” From Drake’s New Song

1) I’ve had ice-cream four times this week
2) I’ve had diarrhea four times this week
3) I saw Something Borrowed in the theater twice
4) I’ve been wearing the same socks since Tuesday
5) I brushed my teeth with just water this morning
6) I clipped my toenails in the bed and I’m pretty sure I didn’t find all the parings when I tried to sweep them up
7) I watched both cases in an episode of “Judge Judy” yesterday while eating peanut butter and Nutella straight out of the jars with a spoon
8) The cat threw up on the couch and I just turned the cushion over
9) A piece of cheese fell down into the crack between the counter and the oven
10) I peed in the plant again
11) I was eating the peanut butter and Nutella with the same spoon, and some Nutella got mixed into the peanut-butter, I saw it there, but I closed the jar and put it back into the cabinet like that anyway