Coppers Called on Lord Bath's Bountiful Babe Bustup

Did you miss the big news this weekend? “Police have been called to the Marquess of Bath’s Longleat estate in Wiltshire after one his ‘wifelets’ was allegedly injured during a late night fight with a rival.” Mm hmm…

The women suffered a suspected broken nose in a vicious fight over who would “sleep with the peer” that evening at 18th century Longleat House, a source said. Lord Bath, 79, who has been described as the country’s most eccentric aristocrat, had apparently already retired for the evening, saying ‘You sort it out, I’m going to bed’.”