British Ladies Will Be British Ladies

Oh, Knifecrime Island, you never disappoint: “Hospital staff have been inundated with bruised and boozy women from Take That concerts. Tens of thousands of ladies in their 30s and 40s attended the pop band’s series of shows at the City of Manchester stadium, ending on Sunday. And such was the level of drinking — and falling over — it led to a spike in numbers attending the A&E; department at Manchester Royal Infirmary (MRI)…. By the end of the concert, thousands of legless ladies were unleashed on to the streets of Manchester.”