Words Used Ceaselessly on HGTV's "Property Virgins" That, Divorced From Context, Have Been Arranged...

Words Used Ceaselessly on HGTV’s “Property Virgins” That, Divorced From Context, Have Been Arranged In Tercets To Sound As Naughty As The Show’s Title, Without Even Using “Washer/Dryer”

by Lizzie Skurnick

Entertain

Closet

Lifestyle

Access

Private

Bush

Wow factor

Offer

Settle

Space

Nice feel to it

Open

Little tight

Maintain

Larger

Close

Finished

Master

Love the counters

Lizzie Skurnick is the author of Shelf Discovery, a memoir of teen reading. She lives in Jersey City. You can follow her on Twitter.