The Sun Is Going To Shine Again (Just Not Very Soon)

Guess what you’ll be doing on May 31st? FINALLY SEEING THE SUN AGAIN. I know we’ve all been going through a rough patch lately, what with the relentless gloom and the repeated bouts of rain seeming to mirror the mood of hopelessness and lack of purpose that have risen to the collective surface, but try to hold out for the next nine days: If you can make it to the end of the month, there will at least be nice weather. That’s not going to make your life any better or more meaningful, but you will think that it does, and, really, that’s about as much as you can hope for during your slow trudge to the tomb. So cheer up, we’ll get there.