The Secret Of Pippa Middleton

by Emily Dickinson

The ass of Pippa Middleton
The secrets it could share
How did it get so pert and tight,
That shapely derriere?

Those supple and rewarding cheeks — 
So perfect for a squeeze — 
Are actually the product of
Regular Pilates

That ass requires weekly class
In flexibility
From muscle tone to breathing tips
They’re all necessity

Her sessions are at morning time
Or sometimes in the eve
But either way it all supports
that majestical cleave

So should you want a butt like hers
No workouts may you shirk
The ass of Pippa Middleton
Requires a lot of work

Miss Dickinson enjoys large rumps, of this she cannot lie. There’s nothing she would rather see below our painted sky.