"Sperm Whales Speak In Accents"

[Scene: The ocean. Two sperm whales, swimming in opposite directions, tentatively approach each other. They begin to speak.]

SPERM WHALE: Hey, boy, how you doin’? Y’all hear that Schwarzennegger was messin’ round with the help?

OTHER SPERM WHALE: Ach, I um zo ashamet. Ashamet, but nod zo much zurprizet.

SPERM WHALE: Well, I don’t reckon it reflects on you none. Have a great day now.

OTHER SPERM WHALE: Ja, ja, you too.

[Exeunt omnes]