Rick Ross As Giant Shark, Andy Samberg Waterskiing

“Andy, how do you deal with haters and competition in your field?
A: Just brush them off my shoulders. That’s usually how I do it.
What about you, Rick?
R: In my field, we shit on them. If you’re a hater we make you scared to show your face. It’s called success. Kills ’em every time. [Makes gunshot sound.]
A: Can you say I did the gunshot sound in the article too?”
 — Complex’s Joe La Puma interviews rapper Rick Ross and comedian Andy Samberg for the magazine’s summer issue. Which has a cover image spoofing Lou Feck’s 1978 poster for Jaws 2

— a terrific idea, even if it has sort of been done before.)