Overstuffed Britons Now Sleeping In Tarps
‘We only have to observe our customers to see how the general population is growing taller. Having an adequately sized sleeping bag is essential to staying cosy when camping out and getting a good night’s sleep. This addition to our range will help our larger customers feel more comfortable.”
— Camping Expert Paul Fensome, from Britain’s leisure and cycling concern Halfords, explains why the company is now making extra large sleeping bags. Can you guess what “taller” is a euphemism for?