New Unit of Mass: The Minogue

“Standing just 3ft 5ins tall and weighing a staggering 14st 5lbs, this child weighs five times more than she should…. She is the same weight as two Kylie Minogues, a Great Dane or England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson.”
 — Doing some rudimentary math, I have determined that a minogue is equal to 100.5 pounds. Now you know!