Nazi Dogs Hated French Just Like Everyone Else

“The forerunner of them all was Rolf, an Airedale terrier who ‘spoke’ through tapping his paw against a board, each letter of the alphabet being represented by a certain number of taps. He was said to have speculated about religion, learnt foreign languages, wrote poetry and asked a visiting noblewoman ‘could you wag your tail?’ The patriotic German dog even expressed a wish to join the army, because he disliked the French.”
 — Attend the tale of Tier-Sprechschule ASRA, the Nazi school for superior dogs, one of whom “was said to have uttered the words ‘Mein Fuhrer’ when asked who Adolf Hitler was.”