Eds, In Order

by Eric Spiegelman

36. Sullivan

35. McMahon

34. Izzard

33. Murphy

32. Asner

31. Begley

30. Begley, Jr.

29. Harris

28. Furlong

27. Norton

26. Wood

25. G. Robinson

24. R. Murrow

23. Schultz

22. Muskie

21. Koch

20. Albee

19. VIII

18. the guy who my grandfather always thought I was when I called him on the phone

17. Fisher

16. Cantor

15. Thigpen

14. Money

13. Van Halen

12. Vedder

11. the Confessor

10. Mr.

9. Special

8. Co-

7. the verb ending that indicates past tense

6. Scissorhands

5. Bauer

4. Cullen

3. Hyde, 1st Earl of Clarendon

2. the guy with the bowling alley law firm

1. DeBevic

Eric Spiegelman is a proprietor of Old Jews Telling Jokes.