Edgewood, New Mexico Joins in America's Fight Against Skittling
Edgewood, New Mexico — 30 miles east of Albuquerque — has a skittling problem. Yes. So to combat this epidemic of pill-popping, they participated in the national drug take-back program, according to their weekly paper, The Independent. You can just go down to the pharmacy and give them your pills! I have no idea why someone would do this. At least gun amnesty programs get scary illegal things out of your house. But pill amnesty programs just take away your fun pills! I don’t really get it?
Elsewhere in the Independent, there are jobs available for sheep herders. You live in “an isolated camp/bunkhouse,” are on-call 24-hours a day, and you get paid $750 a month. Just three months experience required!