Will Prince's Offspring Be Less Inbred?

Because of our media’s relentless focus on sexy issues such as the crumbling power-sharing agreement in Zimbabwe and the continuing persecution of Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim, you are probably unaware of an upcoming ceremony on Knifecrime Island in which one of its princes will be betrothed. (I am having a hard time tracking down the date, since there has been so little coverage of this story.) If you are interested in learning more, a scientist has taken a look at the only numbers that matter for the match.