The Tortures of Pilot Season

The rumbles and teases of pilot season are the worst. Like “awards season,” pilot season basically goes on for half the year now. It’s too much for the heart to bear! That we’re allegedly going to see “17th Precinct,” which is, uh, “a police procedural set in a world where magic exists,” and which stars basically 9/10ths of the cast of “Battlestar Galactica,” AND, AND? A show starring Jason Isaacs? I could just die. Both of these please! (I love Jason Isaacs way too much.) I basically feel like David After Dentist* right now. But we know what’ll end up with: NCICSI: Milwaukee, or whatever. (But not the Jason Isaacs show! That’ll go on TV and it’ll be on for foreeeverrrrrr.)