Silvio Berlusconi Is A Natural Comedian

“’Look I am getting old. This morning I was chasing my secretary to do her on the table and she said: ‘Prime Minister we only did it two hours ago.’ So you see my memory is going.”
 — Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, currently facing charges of paying an underage prostitute for sex, is not going to let some silly scandal keep him from yukking it up. The man was born to entertain.