See You At The Post Office
It was one of those chilly spring mornings specifically calibrated to make you want to cling to the covers and hit snooze seven times, but you couldn’t, could you, because you of course put off filing your taxes until the last minute and now most of your day will be spent standing in line with your fellow procrastinators while you wait to once again pay into the “certified mail” scam that the post office makes most of its money on at this time of the year. You’re going to be tired and irritable, but console yourself with the fact that you’re doing the right thing. Also, try and get as much sun as you can early; it’s going to get dark, and we won’t see the light again until Thursday.