Either Way, Mommy's A Lush

“The front label of Mommyjuice features a drawing of a woman juggling a house, teddy bear and computer. The back label advises moms to ‘tuck your kids into bed, sit down and have a glass of Mommyjuice. Because you deserve it.’ The wine is available in a white Chardonnay and a red mixed blend.”
 — Wine wars! The folks behind “Mommy’s Time Out,” an Italian wine whose label “shows an empty chair facing a corner. A wine bottle and glass sit on a table next to the chair,” are suing the Mommyjuice people for trademark violations.