Bill Wasik, So Much To Answer For

You know, in my day “flash mobs” were just a way for like-minded pretentious people to congregate ever so briefly in celebration of how much more special and precious they were than the dead-eyed commuters and consumers all around them. It’s sad to see something that started out with such lofty ideals degrade into criminal activity. You thugs are totally destroying the spirit of ‘03!