Willie Nelson Will Sing His Way Out Of Pot Bust

“You can bet your ass, I’m not going to be mean to Willie Nelson.”
 — Hudspeth County (TX) District Attorney Kit Bramblett explains the plea deal he has offered to the country legend for his misdemeanor marijuana charge. “I’m going to let him pay a small fine and recommend community service,” said Bramblett, who also suggested that Nelson should sing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain,” a favorite song of the judge Nelson will be appearing before, in the courtroom.