The Way We Get Bailed Out of Jail Now at SxSW: Over Twitter

You don’t need to know who any of these people are to read this story, told over night, entirely in Tweets.

Can someone please find @BrianVan and tell him Nick is locked outside the house and needs help. Brian was last seen at Stubbs…Wed Mar 16 05:47:02 via web

Nick Douglas
nick

It’s Nick’s meddling girlfriend again: Brian is in Austin jail, for real. Gave me his twitter password on his one phonecall. Go help him!Wed Mar 16 06:05:47 via web

brianvan
brianvan

Brian is in Austin Jail. He said @carney @caro @skidder will know what to do. Someone bail him out please!Wed Mar 16 06:09:36 via web

brianvan
brianvan

@nick @brianstelter @skidder really?!Wed Mar 16 06:06:38 via Twitter for iPhone

Caroline McCarthy
caro

Brian is in Austin jail. @nmcglynn please go bail him out (It’s Rachel — he gave me his password to solicit help. Long story…)Wed Mar 16 06:13:01 via web

brianvan
brianvan

I’m at Hilton Austin Hotel w/ @georgegsmithjr http://4sq.com/f93BdsWed Mar 16 04:57:25 via foursquare

Nick McGlynn
nmcglynn

@brianvan what do you need?Wed Mar 16 06:25:34 via Twitter for iPhone

Alexia Tsotsis
alexia

@alexia Okay, so Brian says find the Austin County lock up and bail him out and he’ll pay you back, but no one seems to know if they’llWed Mar 16 06:33:41 via web

brianvan
brianvan

Resolution for now: Kidder is picking up Nick. Rick Webb was told no way Brian gets out til morning.Wed Mar 16 07:12:59 via web

brianvan
brianvan

@brianvan @caro @skidder What? Is BV really in jail?Wed Mar 16 12:13:42 via Twitter for iPhone

John Carney
carney

I hope @nick and his girlfriend and @brianvan get their own sitcom after tonight.Wed Mar 16 06:03:55 via web

Leah Reich
ohheygreat