Something Something, A Joke about Ed Koch and Queens

“’If Mayor Bloomberg wants to name something, he can name Bloomberg L.P. Koch L.P.,’” said Councilman Jumaane D. Williams of Brooklyn, referring to the mayor’s media conglomerate.”
 — Some people really don’t want the Queensboro Bridge renamed for Ed Koch. It’s a fair point that the Brooklyn Bridge wouldn’t get renamed for a Mayor, certainly not a living one — but then the Queensboro Bridge isn’t exactly the Brooklyn Bridge now, is it? In other news, maybe by noon we’ll come up with the right joke about Koch and Queens.