Ladies Hatch a Conspiracy to Take Libya!

Not only are people afraid that our Libyan adventure is being run by ladies like Hillary Clinton and Samantha Power (who is terrible), it’s also actually being run by a woman, Air Force Maj. Gen. Margaret Woodward, who’s been the commander of Seventeenth Air Force since last summer. Oh my God, there are literally maybe four women in relevant positions of power (I’m counting Susan Rice, our ambassador to the U.N.)! WHY DO WOMEN WANT GADDAFI’S OIL? And what will men do now? Why won’t Joe Biden do something?