Hangovers Do Not Improve With Age

Do hangovers get worse as you get older? Science says yes! Why? Because everything gets worse as you get older. You think your recovery from debauchery should be immune? Fool. You’re DYING SLOWLY. Nothing improves. Anyway, Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s all celebrate the grand culture of the Irish by drinking like people with crippling alcohol dependencies and vomiting into the street.

Image by wickedneuron, from Flickr.