FYI: Ash Wednesday is Tomorrow

Now that you know Mardi Gras is today, it stands to reason that you receive your yearly warning to non-Christians: tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, so don’t be alarmed when you see the mark of Jesus on people’s foreheads. (I know! Every year, it catches me by surprise!) Anyway, be polite, don’t laugh and point, just roll with it: the Christians are a totally fine people, who believe in supporting the poor and loving neighbors, just as long as you don’t spook or provoke them… or try to control your own body. (Sorry! God bless!)