Dentist Farts His Way Out Of A Job

Your headline of the day: “’Flatulent’ dentist from Shrewsbury is struck off.” Knifecrime Island tooth technician Matthew Walton has been prohibited from practicing the dental arts for, among other things, farting and belching, “making derogatory comments about unemployed patients” and “exposing a nurse to X-ray radiation.” Insert your own joke about British teeth here.