Britain Is Awful
Is there a bleaker, more blighted place than Britain? Not if you read their newspapers, no. It’s a place where small children attack postal workers, men in monkey suits molest minors for mobile marketing, incest is only narrowly avoided and brutish blokescatcall random women in the street. Sometimes the place seems so grim that it’s hard to even find the funny side to things. But then there are days where the jokes write themselves. (In blood. With knives.) Sigh.