Al Jazeera to Maybe Be Available and Totally Unwatched in U.S.

“Al Jazeera English may be coming to American television screens. The Qatar-based network is currently in talks with cable giants Comcast and Time Warner.”
 — Coming maybe-soon to channel 1645 near you, next to those other 780 channels you actually don’t watch, what the hell are all those channels anyway? I mean, my new cable box has HBO at 1801!