The Terrible Epidemic Ensnaring America's Children
I mean, you probably knew this was coming, right? It was just a race against time to see whether the NYT beat New York on it. I can’t wait until they start making after-school movies about this scourge of our nation’s youth. Anyway, let’s all say it together: “My Six-Year-Old? My Six-Year-Old Likes The iPad But I’m Also Scared About My Six-Year-Old.”