Ten Things The Size Of Texas
• Shifting, avalanching, freezing-and-unfreezing dark basalt sand dunes encircling the North Pole of the planet Mars
• Area flooded around the city of Rockhampton, in Queensland, Australia last month
• The hole you left deep inside of my heart
• One half of an area of water in the Pacific Ocean that has lots of plastic garbage in it — though NOT in one solid “patch”
• The asteroid approaching Earth in Armageddon
• Beck’s old girlfriend’s tofu
• Mouth of insane silverback gorilla bling in window display in Diamond District, to scale