Sandwich Saves Stabbing Sufferer

“It’s pure luck I was hungry.”
 — Knife crime victim James Hobbs survived his attack by stanching the flow of blood from his throat with a doner kebab (or what we on this side of the pond refer to as a “gyro”) he had just purchased at a takeaway. This very well may be the most British story ever. Anyway, do click through to see a picture of Hobbs holding up a doner kebab similar to the one that saved his life. To learn more about doner kebabs, go here.

Photo by Fabbio, from Flickr.