Marijuana Will Make Your Dick Stop Working

Bad news, potheads: Your drug of choice is making your wang as lazy and useless as the hippies who extol the virtues of different strains of bud. “[A] new review of research on marijuana and sexual health suggests that male smokers could be courting sexual dysfunction… recent research — including the finding that the penis contains receptors for marijuana’s active ingredient — suggests that young men may want to think about long-term effects before rolling a joint, [study researcher Rany] Shamloul told LiveScience. ‘It’s a strong message to our younger generations and younger men.’” There is also the suggestion that men who claimed marijuana helped them to do sex longer “may just have been experiencing the drug’s altering effects on the perception of time.”