Luther Campbell Is In Fact Running For Mayor Of Miami

“Even though all my stripper friends are gonna be mad at me, I think we can stimulate the economy with a tax on strippers. They make all this money and don’t pay taxes. I’d take that cash and put it into a fund where it supports youth athletics for girls like cheerleading or softball. Or it can go to help pay for existing little girls programs that are struggling to get government assistance.”
 — It’s official. Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell is running for mayor of Miami-Dade County. Remarkable.