Here Are Some Of The Many Different Names For The Penis

From a review of Green’s Dictionary of Slang: “This is a work which, as one might imagine, defies being read through at one sitting: but as well as its obvious function as a work of reference it amply repays the curious reader who has time to browse, for there are many delights and surprises to be found scattered among its entries. Slang relating to sex, of course, figures prominently. Taking a non-exhaustive list from the first two letters of the alphabet, we find the penis being referred to as Aaron’s rod, Adam’s arsenal, arse-wedge, augur, bacon bazooka, bald-headed bastard, and bayonet.” Arse-wedge! Awesome!