Fake Ghostface Killah Lexicon Almost As Amazing As The Real Thing

“Ghostface: But anyway bein that Imma 10304 nigga to the heart n was raised in Stapleton where basically niggas aint really up on global politics n shit of that types of evolutions nahmeans…what the god pretty sure niggas all over is thinkin is basically like…word….ayo how it feel to like run shit all over the map nahmean? Word yo cos niggas be holdin down they squares namsayin. N yo it’s like every nigga motivation to accumulate more corners n shit so that they square get bigger n shit namsayin to the point where they holdin down major spots n they ain’t even have to work that spot theyselves no more n put theyselves in harms way like that nahmean. They got little niggas puttin in they work while they sittin in the v.i.p. sections up at the Marquee or Nobu wit they broads n shit namsayin. But they still able to rock they fly gears n buy they moms new stoves n fridges n shit nahmean.
Obama: I’m sorry. I don’t think I understand the question. Could you…”
 — This is not, in fact, an actual interview with president Obama conducted by Ghostface Killah. But whoever writes the material on Big Ghost Chronicles has an acute ear for Wu-speak and a very good sense of humor.