A Call To Arms For Awl Supporters

After what seems like an eternity of brutal suppression at the hands of an authoritarian oligarchy which shows no concern for the wishes of the people, the vast majority is rising up to say, in one clear and resounding voice, that the denial of their dreams will be tolerated no more. If you too tire of being beaten down and subjected to the scorn of those who would dismiss your desires, join the very important movement demanding that this website feature a picture of an actual awl on it. If we all stick together there is no way they can continue to keep us under their harsh boot. (Or, in this case, stylish sneaker.) Go and let your voice be heard. Let it reverberate so loudly that even the most unwilling ear will have no choice but to bend. Let the world know that no longer will you come to a homepage that lacks a visual representation of its titular tool. Shout it out from every corner of the Internet: LET THERE BE AWL.