Zombie Berlusconi Penis Terrifies Prostitutes

“He’s more dead than alive. He’s even become ugly. He should just give up. I hope he’s more generous.”
 — Wiretaps of “a significant number” of women who are alleged to have prostituted themselves to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi for money and housing paint an unflattering portrait of the premier. “[T]his time,” says the New York Times, “with the prime minister facing possible criminal charges and with wiretaps presenting a picture of a sordid world of orgies and of blackmail by call girls, things are beginning to look different,” but from where I’m sitting it all seems pretty damned familiar.