Tracks From A K-Tel Compilation Tape I Purchased When I Was Nine Just So I Could Own The "Greatest...

Tracks From A K-Tel Compilation Tape I Purchased When I Was Nine Just So I Could Own The “Greatest American Hero” Theme Song, In Order Of How Frequently And Irritatingly They Pop Into My Head Unbidden Some Thirty Years Later

13. “Oh No,” The Commodores

12. “Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It),” Kool & The Gang

11.” Here I Am,” Air Supply

10. “Step By Step,” Eddie Rabbitt

9. “Being With You,” Smokey Robinson

8. “Angel of the Morning,” Juice Newton

7. “Winning,” Santana

6. “I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do),” Hall & Oates

5. “Slow Hand,” Pointer Sisters

4. “We’re In This Love Together,” Al Jarreau

3. “The Theme from ‘The Greatest American Hero’ (Believe It or Not),” Joey Scarbury

2. “Just Once,” Quincy Jones

1. “Cool Night,” Paul Davis

Alex Balk is old.