The End is Near, California! (You Know, Someday)

What happens when a tabloid gets wind of a two-year-old study project that was recently presented at a conference and has nothing else to write about? (“Tunisia” being outside of the tabloid purview, I guess.) This: “Walls of water 10ft high in a month-long mega hurricane: California told to prepare for biblical ‘ARkStorm’”! Thanks, Daily Mail! “Told to prepare” is a particularly genius construction. Of course, in its own much quieter way, the Times followed suit. Prepare to die, hippies! But first enjoy this hilarious video.