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“You know a trend has officially jumped the shark when it becomes the subject of an adult film, especially one starring Ron Jeremy. So perhaps that’s why I didn’t even blink when a friend forwarded me a news release about a new X-rated film called ‘The Flying Pink Pig,’ with a story line that revolves around an eponymous fictional food truck that serves sausage to Hollywood.” [Via]