Go Ahead, Eat Chia Pet Seeds
Can eating the seeds of the Chia Pet help you lose weight? Probably not. But they will give you a nice green coat of sprouts all over your body, and who doesn’t want that? (Speaking of diets, if you are resolutely not on one, here is some good news: If you can find a grocery store that delivers, you will never need to leave the house again until they bring the crane that pulls your gigantic ass out through a hole in the roof.)