Giant Laser Will Make Pirates Blink

Finally, a breakthrough in the battle against piracy: “Marauding pirates could soon find themselves up against a new long-range laser weapon, designed to leave them blinded, bewildered and all at sea.” Also: “While the effects are not permanent, the light should leave pirates at least wishing they had worn an eyepatch or two: from as far away as 1500 metres the effect of looking at the beam is like accidentally looking at the sun, says Hore.” (Yes, groan.)