Britons Chucking Chickens At Each Other Now

To Britain, where the thrill of glassing has apparently proved insufficient for today’s yobs, leading to a disturbing new form of violence: hennings:

The RSPCA was today searching for two young thugs who filmed themselves throwing a live chicken through a KFC drive-through window — and then put the video online. The film, entitled ‘Chicken Shuts Down KFC’ shows the window of a restaurant in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, where the two men are seen apparently waiting for a car to pull up. As the car approaches, the window opens and the man is seen hurriedly shoving the chicken through it before darting off towards the road, screaming: ‘Chicken!’

The chicken in question apparently experienced a bit of trauma, but should pull through: “Inspector Helen Smith, from the RSPCA, said the bird was not harmed but did suffer some distress…. The RSPCA is now looking for a new home for the hen, which it has named Mrs Sanders.”