25 Things Joe Wilson May Yell at Obama During the State of the Union in the New Era of Civility

by Abe Sauer

You fib!

You spin yarns!

You deceive!

Why, I do believe your case is unjust, my good sir!

You misstate!

You make incorrect statements!

You fabricate!

You bear false witness!

You prematurely declare a mission to be accomplished!

You erect fantasies!

You misconstrue!

You romanticize a situation!

You misspeak!

You fictionalize!

You disguise with untruths that which is true!

You invent truths!

You mythologize!

You should perhaps seek employment with either The New York Times, The Village Voice or The New Republic!

You falsify statements!

You prevaricate!

You perjure!

You fabulize!

You tell fairy tales!

Your pants, sir, may be aflame!

Hogwash!

Abe Sauer is looking forward to tonight’s display of American civility.