You Are Too Poor To Throw Yourself A Celebration

“’If you can’t afford to hire a bartender,’ he added, ‘you shouldn’t be having a party.’”

Lest you think I was hasty on this one, I would like to point out that it took heroic efforts to persevere past, “this is my sh-bam, my moment.” Or even “Williamsburg.”

Photo by Sklathill, from Flickr.