What Did You Learn This Week?

Pop quiz:

• Who wants to enslave your children?

• What are the benefits of troll culture?

• Why does @Vincent_Gallo love maple syrup so much?

• Who made the album that a lot of other female rappers once refused to record?

• What are young people on Knifecrime Island angry about now?

• Why do the ads for Christmas engagement rings make some people uncomfortable?

• Who is proud of his new gig selling Uggs?

• What reignited the culture wars, and exactly how offensive was it to your average Catholic Republican mom from Ohio?

• Why will people in New York and Boston be extremely hungover next week and the week after, respectively?

• How did this guy make it all the way through Sarah Palin’s new book?

• Extra credit: What are you naming your Hanukkah candles? What are you going to serve during your celebration?

You know what, don’t bother scoring. You’re all winners in my eyes. Have a great weekend, kids!

Photo by Garrett Ziegler, from Flickr.